Dover Bitch

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Here's to Hecht

DB takes its name from a poem by Anthony Hecht, who died exactly a week before this blog went online.

In his honor, a double dactyl:

Macaca, Mucaca
Senator George Allen
told us he's Jewish, yet
still, he eats ham.

Nooses and deer heads hurt
Candidates with brains don't
schmooze with the Klan.

UPDATE: While we're at it:

Ickity, Sickity
Congressman Mark Foley
asked of his page, would you
measure your schlong?

Despite this disgusting
Hastert and Reynolds could
see nothing wrong.

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