Dover Bitch

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Subsidize this

DB told the LA Times to stop sending the paper when they replaced Robert Scheer with Jonah Goldberg. That was the last of many straws.

Today, as Los Angeles' biggest paper lays people off and swirls in turmoil, this blogger feels happier than ever not to be paying for bottom-feeding crap like this (Goldberg, at NRO):

How Bush Should Handle Loss
I think James Baker and Dick Cheney should take Bush out to the woods around Camp David. After 24 hours in a sweat lodge, he should be given only a loin cloth, a hunting knife and a canteen of water. Bush should then set out to track and kill a black bear, after which he should eat its still beating heart so he can absorb its spirit. He should then fly back to Washington in Marine 1. His torso still scratched from the bear's claws, his face bloodied and steaming in the November chill, he should immediately give a press conference at which he throws the bearskin on the front row of the press corps, completely enveloping Helen Thomas, declaring, "I'm not going anywhere."

This will send important messages to Democrats and well as to our enemies overseas, who are no doubt high-fiving as we speak.

These GOP shills really think the world is one big comic book, don't they? Somebody put a valium in Jonah's tube of Pillsbury.

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