Dover Bitch

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Memo to Brian Williams

You’re going to be up against people who have an opinion, a modem, and a bathrobe. All of my life, developing credentials to cover my field of work, and now I’m up against a guy named Vinny in an efficiency apartment in the Bronx who hasn’t left the efficiency apartment in two years.”

You were remarkably close, but I have three bathrobes.

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